The Screw

<center>JavaScript Load Failure!Hold Both CMD & R Key For 3 Sec. Then, Let Page Reload! </center>

wattacroc.com Jokes

Missing Children
Linkable
Graphics
Jokes
Bumper Snickers 1
Bumper Snickers 2
Bumper Snickers 3
Tool Links
WebTV & PC

Awards I've Won
Please read my
Disclaimer
before using any
graphics on
this site.

Subscribe to
wattacroc.com updates
Please Report
Broken Links
Here

Want a banner
to link back
to my site?
Click Here
DO NOT direct link
to any of the images
on this website,
on your website!!

The Screw

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" He says. "That's cool." Says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

"DARNIT DADDY!
IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"