The Cowboy

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The Cowboy

A cowboy sauntered into a saloon and swaggered toward the bar. Before reaching the bar he pulled out his six shooter, quickly aimed at a hat laying on the bar...and fired, causing the hat to jump 10 feet into the air. With incredible precision the cowboy fired five more shots... each one sending the hat flying in a different direction. With a final twirl the cowboy put his pistol back into the holster. Obviously impressed the barman paused from cleaning a glass and said, "Mighty fine shootin' pardner." The cowboy smiled and gently tapped his gun.
"Now if I was you", continued the barman, "I'd file down the foresight and the trigger, and coat the body of that gun in grease."
"Oh?" said the cowboy, "Will that make me shoot better?"

"Nope," said the barman, "but that hat belongs to Mad Dog Johnson...and as soon as he gets back from the john, he is going to shove that pistol right up your ass!"