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Interesting Facts

  • If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (I'm sure you know someone who qualifies!)
  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  • A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
    (In my next life I want to be a pig!)
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
    (Still not over that pig thing!)
  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  • On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (No comment.)
  • You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  • You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. (but you are really dead-meat if that spider is riding that cork.
  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
    (unless that damn spider gets them first...)
  • In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • Polar bears are left handed.
  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  • A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!)
  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
    ("Honey,I'm home. What the....")
  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity!)
  • Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
  • A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
  • Starfish don't have brains.

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