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Grandpa
This family is having to consider putting grand dad out to pasture and they're shopping around. They drop him off at one well-respected retirement home to visit for a few hours to see how he likes it. He settles down in the rec room watching a couple of the staff members play a game of ping pong. After awhile the old man slowly begins leaning to the right and one of the staffers, fearing he might fall over, straightens him up. A little while later the old man slowly begins leaning to the left. Once again, one of the staffers straightens him up. And so goes the afternoon. Later, in the car on the way home, his son asks, "How did it go, Dad?" The old man says, "This place just ain't going to work out."
"Why not?" the son asks.
Says the old man, "Well, for one thing, they won't let you fart."
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