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Top twenty reasons why
chocolate is better than sex...
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You can GET chocolate
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"If you love me you'll swallow" that has real meaning with chocolate.
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Chocolate satisfies even if it goes soft.
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You can safely have chocolate while driving.
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You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
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You can have chocalate even in front of your mother.
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If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate doesn't mind.
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Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
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The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
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You can have chocolate on your desk at work without upsetting your co-workers.
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You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
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You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
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With chocolate there is no need to fake it.
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Chocolate does not get you pregnant.
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You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
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Good chocolate is easy to find.
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You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
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You are never too old or too young for chocolate.
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When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.
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With chocolate size doesn't matter.
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