- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- How do a fool and his money GET together?
- How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
- How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
- If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
- If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
- Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- How come there aren't B batteries?
- How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
- How do I set my laser printer on stun?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
- Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- How do you know honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
- How do you throw away a garbage can?
- How does a Thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
- If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know?
- If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
- What happens to an 18-hour bra after 18 hours?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
- Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
- Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
- What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
