- If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?
- Why does an alarm clock " Go Off " when it starts ringing?
- If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of it's nose?
- If you pulled the wings off a fly, would you call it a walk?
- When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- Why isn't Phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Why does our nose run and our feet smell?
- Why do they put braille dots on the key pads at drive up ATM's?
- Why does " Fat Chance " and " Slim Chance " mean the same thing?
- If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor? And why are there parking lots at bars?
- How do the guys who drive the snow plows get to work?
- If you were in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on the head lights?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- You know how packages say " open here ", well, what would happen if it said open somewhere else?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,is it considered a hostage situation?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
