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OxyMorons

    50. Act naturally

    49. Found missing

    48. Resident alien

    47. Advanced BASIC

    46. Genuine imitation

    45. Airline Food

    44. Good grief

    43. Same difference

    42. Almost exactly

    41. Government organization

    40. Sanitary landfill

    39. Alone together

    38. Legally drunk

    37. Silent scream

    36. British fashion

    35. Living dead

    34. Small crowd

    33. Business ethics

    32. Soft rock

    31. Butt Head

    30. Military Intelligence

    29. Software documentation

    28. New York culture

    27. New classic

    26. Sweet sorrow

    25. Childproof

    24. "Now, then ..."

    23. Synthetic natural gas

    22. Christian Scientists

    21. Passive aggression

    20. Taped live

    19. Clearly misunderstood

    18. Peace force

    17. Extinct life

    16. Temporary tax increase

    15. Computer jock

    14. Plastic glasses

    13. Terribly pleased

    12. Computer security

    11. Political science

    10. Tight slacks

    9. Definite maybe

    8. Pretty ugly

    7. Twelve-ounce pound cake

    6. Diet ice cream

    5. Rap music

    4. Working vacation

    3. Exact estimate

    2. Religious tolerance

    And The Number One Top Oxymoron

    1. Microsoft Works


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