We count more than you do.

If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

Relax, Retire, Re Vote.

What comes after 17,311?

Where your vote counts and counts and counts.

This is what you get for taking Elian away from us!

We're number one! Wait! Recount!

So nice, we let you vote twice.

County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way 5 miles, wait 10...

The people have spoken. Now shut up and listen while the lawyers tell you what they said.